Santa was here

Why didn't we hire a proofreader??

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HOW JESUS GOT TO HEAVEN

Emergency exit, today at Pathmark

Civil Liberties! Thank you, ACLU!

The ACLU fearlessly defends your civil liberties... ...Such as the right to read a newspaper.

For every drinker who breaks a bottle on Saturday night,

...there's a dog being walked on Sunday morning.

And every broken bottle can cause injury to dogs!

BOOTY FIRST

OK, I really don't know what "BOUTEZ EN AVANT," emblazoned on the wall of an NYC armory, means.

But it sounds good.