BOOTY FIRST

OK, I really don't know what "BOUTEZ EN AVANT," emblazoned on the wall of an NYC armory, means.

But it sounds good.

Hyyyuk!

This made a page of the long-defunct National Lampoon's True Facts section: the implication was that it was a bag to throw up into. A Google search does not reveal an extant Hyuk Bag Company, but the slowly deteriorating sign is still there in the import zone that surrounds New York's Koreatown.

Google does provide this possible connection, though, of an L.A.-based importer of bags: http://www.importgenius.com/importers/hyuk-min-kim.html

For trips around Manhattan when you and a friend come to visit, see www.oconnorgreentoursnyc.com, and search for the name "TourguideStan" for tourism tips and tricks.

The torture memo

This guy stands on West 34th Street across from Macy's, and holds up this sign. I told him I'd put it in my signs blog, so here it is. He didn't want to give his name. Understandable, given the media power of these right-wingers.

Not that I ever watch or listen to them.

Christian hypocrisy

Jesus said "give away all that you own," not "paste my name on your proudest possessions."

Where to get your dong on.

Call us to put tin over your window!

Flowers? Thank you, Thing.